after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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