Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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