how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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