He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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