its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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