batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm too high and old for this...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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