dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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