you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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