bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
