is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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