why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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