I'm really into asian looking animals
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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