Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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