Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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