Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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