I'm really into asian looking animals
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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