You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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