Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
His nipple licking is glorious
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