Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
drinking out of a sandbucket again
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
