It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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