Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
