i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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