Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I need a burrito and a hug.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
