we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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