can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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