We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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