Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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