We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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