Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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