I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
