we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
