I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I have tasted many bathrooms
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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