I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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