People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
well you can't waste a boner
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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