i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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