I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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