it wasn't lemon gatorade
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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