She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
