Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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