also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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