let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
