I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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