I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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