I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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