Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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