Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
