Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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