pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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