If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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