the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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