So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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