D3 body, D1 cock
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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