"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
