fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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