We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
