one might say we're banned from that church
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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