grandma shit on top of the toilet
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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