What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
its liver damage thursday
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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